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Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

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Anonymous asked:

what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?

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tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”

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